CarpHaddock's definitions

Ross MacDonald

Literally the most used name in Scotland. Do not name your child this.

"My God, Ross MacDonald is such a basic name."

by CarpHaddock December 31, 2018

Eammur

Legit shit. Who is she. I don't want to be friends with you. She doesn't stop following me. Send help.

trolol she is such an eammur, she is legit in my butthole right now lol i kinda like it haha lmfao

by CarpHaddock June 20, 2019

Benugo

Hell on earth. These 'fine dining establishments' will take over your life and cause extreme stress.

I really dislike working in the Benugo café.

by CarpHaddock August 7, 2022