CarpHaddock's definitions

Eammur

Legit shit. Who is she. I don't want to be friends with you. She doesn't stop following me. Send help.

trolol she is such an eammur, she is legit in my butthole right now lol i kinda like it haha lmfao

by CarpHaddock June 20, 2019

Ross MacDonald

Literally the most used name in Scotland. Do not name your child this.

"My God, Ross MacDonald is such a basic name."

by CarpHaddock December 31, 2018

Benugo

Hell on earth. These 'fine dining establishments' will take over your life and cause extreme stress.

I really dislike working in the Benugo café.

by CarpHaddock August 7, 2022