Definitions by Carlos Astudillo

jewtard 

Contraction of "Jewish Retard".

Jewish + Retard = Jewtard.

Ayan: Hey, I just need one more penny. Care to spare yours?
Noah: I'm sorry, but I need it! I'm saving for a rainy day!
Ayan: Ughh... Jewtard.

jewtard by Carlos Astudillo January 31, 2005

dilligaf 

Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck

Said with eyebrow raised.

Your mother has cancer? Aww... DILLIGAF.

dilligaf by Carlos Astudillo January 31, 2005

shit battery 

When everything has gone wrong, or when you're in a shitty situation or place.

We have a test tomorrow? Shit battery!

shit battery by Carlos Astudillo January 30, 2005