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n. (Educational Testing Service) A white-collar corporate gang in Ewing, New Jersy, headed by Kurt Landgraf. They peddle the SAT and GRE assessment products on the street to vulnerable youths who don't know how to say NO. A greedy parasite that should be eliminated for the betterment of society. See also: Tollbooth on the highway of education.
Those poor students had to pony up $115 to the ETS in order to get admitted to college.
"We da ETS, we be hangin' wif da Kurt-rock, and we be all up in your shit if you don't pay us your protection, FOOL!"
Kurt, I'm gonna bring my posse up on ETS turf and get me a goddamn refund one of these days CHUMP!
"We da ETS, we be hangin' wif da Kurt-rock, and we be all up in your shit if you don't pay us your protection, FOOL!"
Kurt, I'm gonna bring my posse up on ETS turf and get me a goddamn refund one of these days CHUMP!
by Carl Willis May 21, 2004
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by Carl Willis May 21, 2004
Get the bunit mug.n. A ten-dollar whore. As with most of the new "-izzle" vocabulary invented by Snoop Dogg, the etymology is uncertain and the meaning must be inferred largely through context. "Brizzle" is thought by some to be a derivative of "broad".
"I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles, waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle, and the Shizzle..."
by Carl Willis February 9, 2005
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