resting bitch hair

Hair that, no matter the amount of work it into it, aalways reverts back to a rats nest.
It looked good earlier, but she always has resting bitch hair.
by Carl Marximus December 22, 2017
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Shwoopty

When a female requests oral while laying down, placing a hand under he back and throwing her off the bed.
When she asked to be eaten out I gave her a shwoopty. It was my turn.
by Carl Marximus February 11, 2017
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