Definitions by Carl Marximus

resting bitch hair 

Hair that, no matter the amount of work it into it, aalways reverts back to a rats nest.

It looked good earlier, but she always has resting bitch hair.

resting bitch hair by Carl Marximus December 22, 2017

Shwoopty

When a female requests oral while laying down, placing a hand under he back and throwing her off the bed.

When she asked to be eaten out I gave her a shwoopty. It was my turn.

Shwoopty by Carl Marximus February 11, 2017