Definitions by Carl Figleaf

bridgerton 

A person's morning bowel movement; daily dump

Just give me a few minutes before we leave, I have to have my bridgerton.

bridgerton by Carl Figleaf April 8, 2025

Wired 

A magazine that used to be about technology but is now about annoying wokist finger-wagging.

Q: Did you read the story in Wired about creating safe spaces for people who identify as intersectional?
A: Of course not.

Wired by Carl Figleaf August 20, 2022

gentlemen never sail to windward 

"nice-guys don't go for anal"

Chantal: I thought gentlemen never sail to windward.
Rodriguez: I'm no gentleman, baby.

gentlemen never sail to windward by Carl Figleaf August 14, 2022