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gentlemen never sail to windward

"nice-guys don't go for anal"
Chantal: I thought gentlemen never sail to windward.
Rodriguez: I'm no gentleman, baby.
by Carl Figleaf August 14, 2022
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bridgerton

A person's morning bowel movement; daily dump
Just give me a few minutes before we leave, I have to have my bridgerton.
by Carl Figleaf April 8, 2025
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Wired

A magazine that used to be about technology but is now about annoying wokist finger-wagging.
Q: Did you read the story in Wired about creating safe spaces for people who identify as intersectional?
A: Of course not.
by Carl Figleaf August 20, 2022
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