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gallop the maggot
gallop the maggot by Captain snort August 23, 2019
Protest wank
A wank which one undertakes after ones other half denies sexual activity due to disapproval of something you've done or not done.
The missus said she didn't want sex on account of me forgetting our anniversary. So I went in the bathroom for a protest wank.
Protest wank by Captain snort May 6, 2018