Definitions by Captain peanutbutter

Beefeasy

The place you go after oregons ip28 bill passes and the meat prohibition starts so you can eat steak,burgers, porkchops ect.

I dont want this vegan food Larry, lets go find a beefeasy

Beefeasy by Captain peanutbutter April 22, 2026

aquadouche

The act of speeding up your vehicle mercilessly through a large puddle of water in close proximity to unsuspecting or suspecting pedestrians to achieve premature ejaculation while laughing at thier demise

"Omg Becky that guy just aquadouched all over you"

"He really hammered down and aquadouched me from behind"

aquadouche by Captain peanutbutter August 9, 2023

kadittle 

A little tiny penis

Betsy said she tried to have sex with frank, but couldn't

Find his kadittle

kadittle by Captain peanutbutter March 12, 2015