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Definitions by Captain Unicorn

cigarrette
Jimmy give me a dirt.
dirt by Captain Unicorn May 9, 2003
short for napkin. Any paper product used for wiping hands and face while eating.
Pass me a skin so I can wipe off this pizza grease.
skin by Captain Unicorn May 9, 2003

Fucktard 

You Fucktard.
Fucktard by Captain Unicorn May 9, 2003
Junkfood or any food that you can buy at a convience store.
Variants:
Nukable Squishy : junk food that you microwave.
Meat Squishy : hotdogs and nukable burrios.
Dude, who ate all the squishys?
squishy by Captain Unicorn May 9, 2003
The ultimate word that can be used to describe every sort of emotion depending on inflection.
Most commonly used when feeling apathetic.
meh
meh by Captain Unicorn May 8, 2003

lips'n'assholes 

a hot dog

Yo, cook me up one of them lips'n'asshole, and put lots of mustard on it.

generational trifecta 

Managing to have sex with 3 generations of one family. ex: Grandmother, Mother, Daughter.
I can't believe John almost had the generational trifecta but came up short on the daughter.