Captain Unicorn's definitions

skin

short for napkin. Any paper product used for wiping hands and face while eating.

Pass me a skin so I can wipe off this pizza grease.

by Captain Unicorn May 9, 2003

squishy

Junkfood or any food that you can buy at a convience store.
Variants:
Nukable Squishy : junk food that you microwave.
Meat Squishy : hotdogs and nukable burrios.

Dude, who ate all the squishys?

by Captain Unicorn May 9, 2003

dirt

cigarrette

Jimmy give me a dirt.

by Captain Unicorn May 9, 2003

Wonga

hot asian girl

Hey Wonga

by Captain Unicorn May 7, 2003

gifted

used to describe your lovers exceptional abilities in bed.

Sean's girlfriend bragged about how gifted he was.

by Captain Unicorn May 7, 2003

lips'n'assholes

a hot dog

Yo, cook me up one of them lips'n'asshole, and put lots of mustard on it.

by Captain Unicorn May 8, 2003

generational trifecta

Managing to have sex with 3 generations of one family. ex: Grandmother, Mother, Daughter.

I can't believe John almost had the generational trifecta but came up short on the daughter.

by Captain Unicorn May 8, 2003