Definitions by Captain Unicorn

dirt 

cigarrette

Jimmy give me a dirt.

dirt by Captain Unicorn May 9, 2003

skin 

short for napkin. Any paper product used for wiping hands and face while eating.

Pass me a skin so I can wipe off this pizza grease.

skin by Captain Unicorn May 9, 2003

Fucktard 

An asshole who is also a complete idiot.

You Fucktard.

Fucktard by Captain Unicorn May 9, 2003

squishy 

Junkfood or any food that you can buy at a convience store.
Variants:
Nukable Squishy : junk food that you microwave.
Meat Squishy : hotdogs and nukable burrios.

Dude, who ate all the squishys?

squishy by Captain Unicorn May 9, 2003

meh

The ultimate word that can be used to describe every sort of emotion depending on inflection.
Most commonly used when feeling apathetic.

meh

meh by Captain Unicorn May 8, 2003

lips'n'assholes 

a hot dog

Yo, cook me up one of them lips'n'asshole, and put lots of mustard on it.

lips'n'assholes by Captain Unicorn May 8, 2003

generational trifecta 

Managing to have sex with 3 generations of one family. ex: Grandmother, Mother, Daughter.

I can't believe John almost had the generational trifecta but came up short on the daughter.

generational trifecta by Captain Unicorn May 8, 2003