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sluttastic

Style of dress that makes a woman look like like a whore. (see: hookerific)
Man, that broad with the see through blouse and tight skirt is sure sluttastic.
by Captain Unicorn May 5, 2003
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Wonga

Hey Wonga
by Captain Unicorn May 7, 2003
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gifted

used to describe your lovers exceptional abilities in bed.
Sean's girlfriend bragged about how gifted he was.
by Captain Unicorn May 7, 2003
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meh

The ultimate word that can be used to describe every sort of emotion depending on inflection.
Most commonly used when feeling apathetic.
meh
by Captain Unicorn May 8, 2003
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lips'n'assholes

Yo, cook me up one of them lips'n'asshole, and put lots of mustard on it.
by Captain Unicorn May 8, 2003
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generational trifecta

Managing to have sex with 3 generations of one family. ex: Grandmother, Mother, Daughter.
I can't believe John almost had the generational trifecta but came up short on the daughter.
by Captain Unicorn May 8, 2003
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skin

short for napkin. Any paper product used for wiping hands and face while eating.
Pass me a skin so I can wipe off this pizza grease.
by Captain Unicorn May 9, 2003
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