Definitions by Captain Rockso
Trash Lighting
Trying to gaslight publicly on a large scale to take credit for accomplishments of others or fake diseases or other sob stories. Usually 'Trash Lighting' is used to get laid, make money through go-fundme, or get out of a good old fashion ass beating.
That Drew dude that I gave $300 to his go-fundme for cancer bills said he will pay me back when he gets his royalty payment from producing Kendrick Lamar's new album. Is he TRASH LIGHTING me?
Trash Lighting by Captain Rockso March 9, 2025
Poo Manchu
The act that occurs sometimes after removing soiled fingers from a rectum then finger painting from under the nose to the edge of the mouth and down to the chin in one smoothe motion.
I was feeling inspired and gave myself the most beautiful Poo Manchu the world has seen after massaging my prostate on taco Tuesday.
Poo Manchu by Captain Rockso November 17, 2024
Uncle Tom Boy
An African American female that has mostly white male friends and identifies as one of the bros and supports their 'quiet' misogyny and racism.
She used to be captain of the neighborhood softball team, but that Uncle Tom Boy is too good for us since she went off to college.
Uncle Tom Boy by Captain Rockso May 19, 2022
Jimmy Boof-it
A variation on a margarita cocktail where you have salt blown through a straw in to your rectum then do a shot of tequila with lime. Common amongst wook culture kids that are children of Parrot Heads.
Hey Brett, how was your vacation!?
"It was awesome! I got wasted on Jimmy Boof-it's at the bass nectar show!"
"It was awesome! I got wasted on Jimmy Boof-it's at the bass nectar show!"
Jimmy Boof-it by Captain Rockso August 6, 2019
Sleepercel
Friend 1: "Dude, has Dale become an incel?"
Friend 2: "No way dude, Captain Dale became a SLEEPERCEL after tiring of that millenial's conversations and attitude.
Friend 2: "No way dude, Captain Dale became a SLEEPERCEL after tiring of that millenial's conversations and attitude.
Sleepercel by Captain Rockso February 6, 2019