An African American female that has mostly white male friends and identifies as one of the bros and supports their 'quiet' misogyny and racism.
She used to be captain of the neighborhood softball team, but that Uncle Tom Boy is too good for us since she went off to college.
by Captain Rockso May 19, 2022
A variation on a margarita cocktail where you have salt blown through a straw in to your rectum then do a shot of tequila with lime. Common amongst wook culture kids that are children of Parrot Heads.
Hey Brett, how was your vacation!?
"It was awesome! I got wasted on Jimmy Boof-it's at the bass nectar show!"
"It was awesome! I got wasted on Jimmy Boof-it's at the bass nectar show!"
by Captain Rockso August 06, 2019
Friend 1: "Dude, has Dale become an incel?"
Friend 2: "No way dude, Captain Dale became a SLEEPERCEL after tiring of that millenial's conversations and attitude.
Friend 2: "No way dude, Captain Dale became a SLEEPERCEL after tiring of that millenial's conversations and attitude.
by Captain Rockso February 06, 2019
The act that occurs sometimes after removing soiled fingers from a rectum then finger painting from under the nose to the edge of the mouth and down to the chin in one smoothe motion.
I was feeling inspired and gave myself the most beautiful Poo Manchu the world has seen after massaging my prostate on taco Tuesday.
by Captain Rockso November 17, 2024
Trying to gaslight publicly on a large scale to take credit for accomplishments of others or fake diseases or other sob stories. Usually 'Trash Lighting' is used to get laid, make money through go-fundme, or get out of a good old fashion ass beating.
That Drew dude that I gave $300 to his go-fundme for cancer bills said he will pay me back when he gets his royalty payment from producing Kendrick Lamar's new album. Is he TRASH LIGHTING me?
by Captain Rockso March 09, 2025