Definitions by Captain Pepperoni

Stankel

Someone tall and skinny that drinks way too much coffee and enjoys demonstrating the incomparable power of their vigorous jazz hands.

Person 1: You're looking preeetty stankel bro

Person 2: What's stankel?

Person 1: Suck my spaghet!

Merch

A nonchalant and sarcastic reply to someone who wants to kill themself.

Person 1: My life sucks. I feel like jumping off a roof...
Person 2: Do a backflip!

Merch