Captain Jaxy

When a person is having missionary sex, the top person seriously, intensely, tells their partner to: “Look at me” (while gently caressing the bottoms face) the top person then takes on the the pirates accent from the movie “Captain Phillips” and says: “I’m the captain now“

Dude your not believe this, he totally pulled a Captain Jaxy on me last night!

by Captain Jaxy March 01, 2021