Captain Hammerpenis's definitions

Alabama Double

A sportsman's double but the mother and daughter are your mother and grandmother

Cletus: hey man, I totally got with a milf and gilf at the same time last night!
Jethro: dude, that’s your mom and grandma
Cletus: I know, it was an Alabama Double!

by Captain Hammerpenis December 2, 2018

Good Ole Tom

When you pay a prostitute to give you a golden shower.

-Dude, did you really pay a hooker to piss on you?
-I wanted a Good Ole Tom!
-She wanted to give it to you?

by Captain Hammerpenis April 22, 2008

Good Ole Tom

When you pay a prostitute to give you a golden shower.

-Dude, did you really pay a hooker to piss on you?
-I wanted a Good Ole Tom!
-She wanted to give it to you?

by Captain Hammerpenis April 22, 2008

Cheesy Squeeze

a sex act where person A puts the tip of a can of cheese whiz into person B's asshole and sprays some into person B's ass, then person B shits it into person A's mouth

yeah, I totally got a cheesy squeeze from your girlfriend last night. It tasted like shit.

by Captain Hammerpenis May 22, 2010