Definitions by Captain Fuck Knuckle

English Teacher

A nasty bitch who purposefully gets pregnant to wag school and smoke blunts while students have to deal with a cunt of a relief teacher for months.

"Jesus, Mrs. Stevenson is such an English Teacher, What A Nasty Bitch" "IKR, I Heard She A Prossie Downtown for the state housing gang"

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When you pull a Butt Plug / Anal Beads out of your girl's ass and shit sprays like a geyser onto the bed

"god damn, I really did the ol' Lawnmower Start on my girl last night" "Shit man, you must be into scat then?"

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