Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann's definitions

Bitchcunt

Similar to pussycunt it is mostly referred to males. A bitchcunt is someone that talks themselves up, but are usually the first to run from a fight, the jacks or any other threatening situation.

Dude 1: Where's Con?
Dude 2: He bailed as soon as the shit hit the fan.
Dude 1: What a bitchcunt...

by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann February 14, 2008

Roundies

Slang term used for Ecstasy and other similar pills. Can also be called rounds or round ones

Chuck: Hey mate. You got the roundies?
Jonny: Fukn oath.
Chuck: Awesome.

by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann February 28, 2010

Lowis

Originating in Mentone, VIC. a Lowis is someone that repeatedly fails at simple tasks. Lowis' do not merely make mistakes however, they also fail to learn from them.

Boss: What is this on the floor Paul?
Paul: Grease, boss.
Boss: Grease is not used to clean the floor Paul. I told you this yesterday and last friday.
Paul: Woops... Sorry boss.
Boss: You're a fucken Lowis, Paul.

by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann March 1, 2010

The Combo

The Combo is a selection of moves to stimulate one's sexual partner. The Combo consists of:
The Shocker IoIIo (two in the pink, one in the stink)
The Rocker \oo/ (index in the pink, pinky in the stink)
The Spocker \\ // (two fingers pink two in stink)
And the Showstopper \III (three in either, one in the other)

Guy 1: Damn man, I hit this bitch with the combo last night, she moaned like a dirty, dirty whore.
Guy 2: DAAAAAAAAAMNN!

by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann June 12, 2008

Blowout

1. Melbourne/Australian slang for a GHB overdose. Can vary greatly in severity. Passing out uncontrollably and loss of motor skills are the most identifiable symptoms of a non-serious case. More serious cases involve vomitting and loud indecipherable yelping or yelling. Can result in death.
2. Someone that frequently overdoses on GHB.

1. Carl: Did you see that dude blowout outside.

Paul: Yeh. What an arsehole.
2. Frank: Have you spoken to Sam?

Sean: No, he's a filthy blowout.

by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann June 13, 2010

Juicy

The state a person gets in after consuming the drug GHB. Rubbing of one's chest and making loud exhaling/inhaling noises is present.

Tim: Did you see Paul the other night?
Fred: Yeh I did. Fuck he was juicy.
Tim: I reckon.

by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann March 5, 2010

Rudd

An extremely bonehead political move. Usually done right after winning an election. Named after Kevin Rudd, Australian Prime Minister that thought it would be a good idea to raise booze prices in a nation of boozing voters.

Politician: I've raised the tax of pre-mixed spirits by 200%!
Aussie Jack: Dude, you just pulled the biggest rudd I've ever seen.

by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann May 6, 2008