Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann's definitions

Roundies

Slang term used for Ecstasy and other similar pills. Can also be called rounds or round ones

Chuck: Hey mate. You got the roundies?
Jonny: Fukn oath.
Chuck: Awesome.

by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann February 28, 2010

Pussycunt

Also see bitchcunt
A fearful individual. Completely useless in moments of confrontation.

Dude 1: Come on, we can take 'em!
Dude 2: Nah lets just get of here.
Dude 1: Don't be such a pussycunt.

by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann February 16, 2008

Bitchcunt

Similar to pussycunt it is mostly referred to males. A bitchcunt is someone that talks themselves up, but are usually the first to run from a fight, the jacks or any other threatening situation.

Dude 1: Where's Con?
Dude 2: He bailed as soon as the shit hit the fan.
Dude 1: What a bitchcunt...

by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann February 14, 2008

Juicy

The state a person gets in after consuming the drug GHB. Rubbing of one's chest and making loud exhaling/inhaling noises is present.

Tim: Did you see Paul the other night?
Fred: Yeh I did. Fuck he was juicy.
Tim: I reckon.

by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann March 5, 2010

Lowis

Originating in Mentone, VIC. a Lowis is someone that repeatedly fails at simple tasks. Lowis' do not merely make mistakes however, they also fail to learn from them.

Boss: What is this on the floor Paul?
Paul: Grease, boss.
Boss: Grease is not used to clean the floor Paul. I told you this yesterday and last friday.
Paul: Woops... Sorry boss.
Boss: You're a fucken Lowis, Paul.

by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann March 1, 2010

Dogcunt

A Dogcunt is a person that has betrayed either a member of his/her friendship group or the group as a whole.

The act can be malicious eg; sleeping with a friend's parner, or non-malicious such as leaving a friend to face a beating in order to save one's own skin.

Friend one: I heard thomo fucked your mrs?
Friend two: Yep... Fucking dogcunt.

Friend one: So paul just left you to cop a beating from 3 guys?
Friend two: Yep. If he had've stayed we could have taken them, but I couldn't take three by myself.
Friend one: What a fucking dogcunt.

by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann March 17, 2012

Rudd

An extremely bonehead political move. Usually done right after winning an election. Named after Kevin Rudd, Australian Prime Minister that thought it would be a good idea to raise booze prices in a nation of boozing voters.

Politician: I've raised the tax of pre-mixed spirits by 200%!
Aussie Jack: Dude, you just pulled the biggest rudd I've ever seen.

by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann May 6, 2008