Capt Crispy Findus's definitions

Utter Wankspangle.

A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.

Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.

by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016

Wankspangle

Anyone who fails.

Q. Will you marry me.
A. No. Because you are a Wankspangle.

by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016

Thrust munch

To eat whilst takin a dump

Time was short so I took a quick thrust munch .

by Capt Crispy Findus June 13, 2016

Baker Small

When Karma takes a shit on your head.

I was gobbling off like a price when Bam! Baker Small.

by Capt Crispy Findus June 15, 2016