Cap'n Jazz's definitions

A fuck

A very small unit of measurement. More than a damn but less than a rat's ass.

I don't give half a fuck that you're on a keto diet, mable

by Cap'n Jazz September 5, 2018

Mr. Regular

Internet personality known for his absurd and irreverent, yet oddly sophisticated, reviews of "regular" automobiles on youtube.

I saw Mr. Regular at the cars and coffee yesterday, but was too shy to go up to him and yell "let's take it to brown town" in his face.

by Cap'n Jazz September 6, 2018