Definitions by Cap'n Jazz

Mr. Regular 

Internet personality known for his absurd and irreverent, yet oddly sophisticated, reviews of "regular" automobiles on youtube.

I saw Mr. Regular at the cars and coffee yesterday, but was too shy to go up to him and yell "let's take it to brown town" in his face.

Mr. Regular by Cap'n Jazz September 6, 2018

A fuck 

A very small unit of measurement. More than a damn but less than a rat's ass.

I don't give half a fuck that you're on a keto diet, mable

A fuck by Cap'n Jazz September 5, 2018