Cantstandya 's definitions
Simply the hottest female adult film critic/ podcast purveyor of scintilating filth. Sex educator of the highest caliber, she introduces a renaissance in the way we all approach the bedroom. Or backyard shed. Proponent of the safest sex--autoeroticism. True educator: not the prudish caca force-fed in the public school system. See sex ed def. #1 for her antithesis.
Person 1:Did you catch violet blue's podcast last night?
Person 2:You saw me walking funny, didn't you.
Person 2:You saw me walking funny, didn't you.
by cantstandya August 30, 2006
Get the violet bluemug. “I was so fucking backed up, I had to go to target for a retail Enema. I was almost shitting before I could get my pants off.
by Cantstandya May 19, 2018
Get the retail enemamug. (derogatory) A ridiculous haircut, generally male, characterized by wannabe southern california beach bleach blonde hair styled fractally; an outgrown haircut's final hurrah necessitating excessive ammounts of gel and/or ill-advised pomade. A bold, albeit misplaced attempt to be a "pimp".
Torcher 1: "What's the dillio, beeotches?"
Anyone else: "Shine, torch!"
After the fact:
"Did you see that torch?"
"Yeah, makes a mullet look bitchin"
Anyone else: "Shine, torch!"
After the fact:
"Did you see that torch?"
"Yeah, makes a mullet look bitchin"
by cantstandya May 28, 2006
Get the torchmug.