Cannotstandraccoons's definitions

Fingertoes

Found mostly on stupid raccoons, but definitely not limited to that animal.

That stupid raccoon tried to eat my eyeballs with its fingertoes.

by Cannotstandraccoons February 27, 2023

Fingertoes

The digits protruding from a raccoon’s paw.

Be careful when you’re camping. Stupid raccoons will try to use their creepy ass fingertoes to eat your eyeballs while you sleep.

by Cannotstandraccoons December 22, 2021