Candy's definitions

shna

That's what she said

a girl says to you,
"thats a really ugly hat"
then your friend comes up and says,
"thats a really ugly hat"
you say,
"Shna!", indicating the girl

by Candy February 13, 2004

bernie

A bernie is someone who obsessively fake tans. These people can be identified by their fried, pumpkin colored skin. Commonly, they also have fried blonde hair.

The homecoming queen at your high school. Tara Reid is a celebrity example.

by candy November 1, 2004

jizzing

to ejeculate/cum/sprog/spoof

i caught him jizzing in his pants over my picture

by Candy May 9, 2004