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Definitions by Calyfur

One of the tallest girls in school. She’s taller than almost all of the boys. She’s about 6’3. And not to confuse you with the famous youtuber ijustine. She doesn’t count.
Boy #1: did you see that girl?
Boy #2: no?
Boy #1: the 6’3 one. I think her names Justine?
Boy #2: ohhhhhhhhh
Not to offend anyone who’s name is Justine
Justine by Calyfur March 20, 2020

Mrs. Woleben 

A woman that is to her mid-to-late 100s. She likes to shame kids in front of everybody. She also likes to make kids commit sucide by the hard work she likes to give them. Or just kill them.
My mom: Oh look. Mrs. Woeben is giving my kid a grade. It will probably be good.
Me: Oh look. That bitch gave me a 0% F. By cruel world.
My parents: OH FUCK! SHE KILLED HERSELF I WONDER WHY??

My 9 year old brother: Because she got a 0% F in Robotics.
My mom: We're so mad at that dumbass. Looks like she'll have to go after school every Wednesday again...
Mrs. Woleben is a bitch
Mrs. Woleben by Calyfur January 19, 2019

Karmen Barenz 

A cute and pretty girl at my school. She can be a bitch.
Karmen Barenz "Damnnnn you thiccc"
Karmen Barenz by Calyfur January 15, 2019
Bitch by Calyfur January 14, 2019