chode

a chode is a penis that is defined by being thicker than it is long (like a tuna can) and can also be used as an offence.

(2people bithcing about bob)
barry: that bob stinks of BO
Tony: yeah! he's a rite chode!

beth: mary slept with matty and she said he had a chode lol!!
megan: OMG REALLY!!!i have 2 tell sum ppl!

by Callum Talbot November 08, 2007

Tezzers

balls, bollocks, nuts etc basically meaning testicle.

A random guy came up to me and kicked me in my tezzers

by Callum Talbot October 03, 2007

for beans

For beans, often used in stead of "a joke" or "a laugh".

We de-kegged the guy just for beans, lol

by Callum Talbot October 03, 2007