Mexican Toolbox

Crescent Wrench in some locations and
Vice Grips in others

I've never been stranded on the side of the road as long as I have my Mexican Toolbox

by California Brown July 22, 2010

The Congressman

The sexual act of inserting all four fingers into a woman's vagina and the thumb into her anus.

She likes the congressman? Well I guess everyone needs a hardy handshake.

by California Brown January 15, 2008