Definitions by California Brown

Mexican Toolbox 

Crescent Wrench in some locations and
Vice Grips in others

I've never been stranded on the side of the road as long as I have my Mexican Toolbox

Mexican Toolbox by California Brown July 22, 2010

The Congressman 

The sexual act of inserting all four fingers into a woman's vagina and the thumb into her anus.

She likes the congressman? Well I guess everyone needs a hardy handshake.

The Congressman by California Brown January 15, 2008