Mexican Toolbox

Crescent Wrench in some locations and
Vice Grips in others
I've never been stranded on the side of the road as long as I have my Mexican Toolbox
by California Brown July 21, 2010
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The Congressman

The sexual act of inserting all four fingers into a woman's vagina and the thumb into her anus.
She likes the congressman? Well I guess everyone needs a hardy handshake.
by California Brown January 11, 2008
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