guitarded

1. A paradox in which one forgets to play the guitar while playing the guitar.

Johnny's playing horribly, he's bit guitarted today.

by cakes June 11, 2003

manspackle

1. Semen left around the vaginal opening, as if it were hiding the hole. 3. Dried semen.

This kleenex if filled with manspackle.

by cakes June 11, 2003