Definitions by Cadillac Crumb

Existence of the Existence 

The ultimate question, the search for Are We,or We Are,I Am,or Am I.

The great quest for ,The existence of the existence has kept many a philosopher up late at night

Existence of the Existence by Cadillac Crumb March 13, 2021

METHETIQUETTE 

To properly use in the art of smoking and keeping your tool clean and new looking.In all social settings.

Crumb amazed everyone at his display of proper METHETIQUETTE, and his ability to socialize in and out of every and any groups of smokers.

METHETIQUETTE by Cadillac Crumb January 13, 2021

Normalsee 

Seeing what you consider to be a bit of what you think is normal in this drastically changed world.

Finally I got some Normalsee watching Pat and Vanna on TV, and it for some strange reason was comforting.

Normalsee by Cadillac Crumb June 12, 2020

Luvlie

A lie told to easy someone you care about,s feelings,health,sanity.

I told my wife I wasnt out with her sister when I really was ,I told this luvlie because she might have a stroke if I told the truth.

Luvlie by Cadillac Crumb December 10, 2019

Ly ee 

Ly ee is the person being lied to.

The husband,the liar said to the wife,the ly ee ,no I didnt have sex with your sister.

Ly ee by Cadillac Crumb November 22, 2019

Audeficate 

To speak bullshit,lies,when his mouth opened the audefication started.Crapolla, falsehood,untruths.

I knew when his mouth was going he began to audeficate.

Audeficate by Cadillac Crumb May 23, 2019

BUGGERTONGUE 

When your tongue dents a turd during forplay.Solid stool is very noticeable where as loose stool may go unnoticed.

Boom,I hit something up there,and OMG I did a Buggertongue.It was like poke a play dough.

BUGGERTONGUE by Cadillac Crumb March 23, 2019