Urban Dictionary: Definitions by CT Jared

Frozen toilet paper

What you will need after a very spicy meal.

Boy am I glad I have a fresh roll of frozen toilet paper waiting for me at home. This salsa is ripping through me.

What you will need after a very spicy meal.

Boy am I glad I have a fresh roll of frozen toilet paper waiting for me at home. This salsa is ripping through me.

The act of releasing gas as you are getting a massage.

I was so relaxed during my session that I had a Swedish Puffer. needless to say the therapist was none too pleased.