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Fuck by CRAM SWORD November 19, 2019

つま先をください 

How google translate says "gimme your toes" in Japanese. I put it back in to the translator and it literally says "please toe", I'm crying omg.
Me: つま先をください

Any sane Japanese person: Wtf
THEY ARE A PERSON THAT IS HORRIFIED AT THE TOP DEFINITION OF THEIR NAME. THEY ARE ALSO NOT A BIG BLOB OF FAT.
Me: GLYNN IS NOT A BIG BLOB OF FAT
Glynn by CRAM SWORD November 18, 2019
Humina humina humina, *eyes pop out*, NOW THATS A DAME.
Carson: AWOOGA
Awooga by CRAM SWORD November 14, 2019

Socks That Relieve Pain 

An ad on this website for some reason.
OMG SOCKS THAT RELIEVE PAIN I TOTALLY NEED THOSE

Frickity Frick Frack 

What you say when you are around adults or little children and you are close to saying fuck, but you catch yourself at the last minute
You: *stubs toe while you are babysitting* "FFFFFFFFrickity frick frack that hurt!"
Kids: *oblivious*
Frickity Frick Frack by CRAM SWORD November 4, 2019