Definitions by CHAD

spit valve 

The valve(s) found on a brass-wind instrument that are opened to release saliva accumulated while playing.

You're rattling. Empty your spit valve.

spit valve by Chad June 20, 2004

valve oil 

Oil used to lubricate the valves of a brass-wind instrument.

My valves are sticking. Where's my valve oil?

valve oil by Chad June 20, 2004

smooth jazz

See muzak.

Smooth jazz is great for elevators, cubicles, and the dentist's office.

smooth jazz by Chad June 20, 2004

lite rock 

A form of watered-down pop music most popular in an office setting, or in the vehicles of soccer moms. Also known as "adult contemporary".

Lite rock reminds me of dentists.

lite rock by Chad June 20, 2004

telelogophobe 

Someone suffering from any form of telelogophobia.

Many of us are telelogophobics

telelogophobe by Chad June 10, 2004

telelogophobia 

A fear of certain television logos, including, opening/closing logos, and station/network identifications. Caused by any combination of bad graphics/animation, and creepy, primitive music. Some commonly feared logos include Viacom's V of Doom and Screen Gems' S From Hell

Telelogophobia is more common than you think.

telelogophobia by Chad June 10, 2004

Killer V 

Another nickname for the Viacom V of Doom logo

The Killer V at the end of the Twilight Zone used to scare the bejeezus out me.

Killer V by Chad June 4, 2004