Definitions by C.C. Winkle
Momfit
Similar to Mom Jeans but includes the whole outfit. Momfits are comfortable but not flattering. A clothing combination commonly worn by moms which include but are not limited to the following:
• White Keds tennis shoes (essential to a Momfit)
• Over sized zip up hooded sweatshirt preferably with a lame design on the back with a solid colored v-neck shirt under it
• Straight leg blue jeans with a 9 inch zipper and/ or jeans that claim to make you look slimmer
• No makeup
• Sporting a large ass, muffin top or FUPA
* If you are wearing this combination of items and are under 40 or not a mom, you should re-consider your wardrobe. Never wear a momfit if you are trying to get laid.
• White Keds tennis shoes (essential to a Momfit)
• Over sized zip up hooded sweatshirt preferably with a lame design on the back with a solid colored v-neck shirt under it
• Straight leg blue jeans with a 9 inch zipper and/ or jeans that claim to make you look slimmer
• No makeup
• Sporting a large ass, muffin top or FUPA
* If you are wearing this combination of items and are under 40 or not a mom, you should re-consider your wardrobe. Never wear a momfit if you are trying to get laid.
Momfit by C.C. Winkle January 13, 2011