Definitions by C. Felix

Colonic music 

Any Enya, Yanni, John Tesh type of music. Stuff you'd expect to find in day spas where colonics are routine.

Felix: MAN! I was scared to get that hose up my ass, but that colonic music calmed me down.
Dennis: Who was it?
Felix: Enya...Only Time.

Colonic music by C. Felix November 10, 2005

XY day 

The date of your conception

One day, while talking to my mom, she mentioned I was made on Dec 3rd (I was born Aug 19th) December 3rd is my XY day. (both dates are true)

XY day by C. Felix November 7, 2005

whatever 

Not caring; I don't care.

"You know, what you said to me wasn't that nice" "Whatever" Might as well say, I don't care.

whatever by C. Felix September 2, 2005