C-Money666's definitions

Stack'n Dirties

Upon discovering the water has been turned off, due to non-payment, the occupants of the home continue to use the toilet until it is filled to the brim with shit and sour piss .

Don't even think about using the toilet at John's place. That nasty bastard's been stack'n dirties.

by C-Money666 January 11, 2020

Baby Daddy Bill

A guy that has fathered at least 4 children with 4 different women, and supports none of them financially.

How can he afford that car payment, with all those kids? Nah, he doesn't support those kids... he's basically just the sperm donor... That's Baby Daddy Bill!

by C-Money666 January 10, 2020

Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".

I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.

by C-Money666 January 15, 2020

Whip'n Excuses

When someone is such a sore loser, they start whipping out one excuse after another. Sadly, one excuse barely ends before the next one begins.

"That wasn't fair! Something's wrong with my controller! You're playing with the character I wanted!"

"Ok, I get it! You don't need to keep Whip'n Excuses."

by C-Money666 January 11, 2020