Whip'n Excuses

When someone is such a sore loser, they start whipping out one excuse after another. Sadly, one excuse barely ends before the next one begins.
"That wasn't fair! Something's wrong with my controller! You're playing with the character I wanted!"

"Ok, I get it! You don't need to keep Whip'n Excuses."
by C-Money666 January 12, 2020
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Baby Daddy Bill

A guy that has fathered at least 4 children with 4 different women, and supports none of them financially.
How can he afford that car payment, with all those kids? Nah, he doesn't support those kids... he's basically just the sperm donor... That's Baby Daddy Bill!
by C-Money666 January 11, 2020
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Fecalicious

The union of the words "fecal" and "delicious", used to describe something that taste like straight up shit.
If you go to go the reunion, don't eat anything aunt Betsy made. Her cooking is straight up fecalicious!
by C-Money666 January 17, 2020
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Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".
I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.
by C-Money666 January 16, 2020
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