Definitions by C Dogg
Stud Muffin
1. (n.) A smooth, often muscular gentleman who has a way with the ladies.
2. (n.) A word, normally connoted as a compliment, from the era of "Gosh Golly Gee" and "Gee Wilikers," that is used to describe one's sexual performance, appearance, or level of suaveness.
2. (n.) A word, normally connoted as a compliment, from the era of "Gosh Golly Gee" and "Gee Wilikers," that is used to describe one's sexual performance, appearance, or level of suaveness.
Cameron opened the hotel door during the school field trip, his shirt off and a raging boner under his pants, to find the vice-principal standing outside. He was scarred for life when she commented on what a stud muffin he was.
Stud Muffin by C Dogg July 23, 2008
Squawking Seagull
When a young man coppulating with a young lady on a beach decides to pull out and dip his love wand into the sand only to return his member into her fruitful passage leaving the poor unfortunate female squawking like a seagull.
Squawking Seagull by C Dogg October 29, 2007