French Toe Tickler

Not to be confused with a “French Tickler,” the French Toe Tickler is a vagrant that drugs or incapacitates in some other form an innocent bystander and proceeds to suck their toes.

Did you hear about Steve? He won’t wear open toe shoes anymore after the French Toe Tickler incident.

by Cômrådę Thicqué December 09, 2020

thicqué

The French and arguably most formal spelling of “thick/thiccc,” and other variations.

My god man, Alex is so damn thicqué I can’t help but stare every time she walks past me.

by Cômrådę Thicqué December 25, 2020

beef nut

The larger left testicle of a muscular bovine of a man.

I was just in the football team’s shower after practice this morning and I saw Chad’s sack. Man has a Thiqué beef nut on him.

by Cômrådę Thicqué December 25, 2020