Painter

A painter is crap so long and hard it hits the bottom of the bowl and leaves a streak on a cheek as it falls to the side.

Sorry I took so long, I had to clean up after the painter.

by Buster Scrapings April 29, 2022

Kayaking

When your marijuana burns inside the paper causing a hole partway down the joint.
Not to be confused with canoeing.

The joint is kayaking.

by Buster Scrapings August 03, 2017

Painter

When your shit is so long it hits the bottom of the toilet and when it breaks off and falls to the side it paints a brown streak across your ass cheek.

Sorry I’m late. I had to clean up after the painter.

by Buster Scrapings December 06, 2023

Foop

Foop, fooped, fooping, fooper, To fart and poop at the same time. Much like a shart but kid friendly.

OMG I think I just had a foop.

by Buster Scrapings March 29, 2023