Painter

When your shit is so long it hits the bottom of the toilet and when it breaks off and falls to the side it paints a brown streak across your ass cheek.
Sorry I’m late. I had to clean up after the painter.
by Buster Scrapings December 06, 2023
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Painter

A painter is crap so long and hard it hits the bottom of the bowl and leaves a streak on a cheek as it falls to the side.
Sorry I took so long, I had to clean up after the painter.
by Buster Scrapings April 29, 2022
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Foop

Foop, fooped, fooping, fooper, To fart and poop at the same time. Much like a shart but kid friendly.
OMG I think I just had a foop.
by Buster Scrapings March 29, 2023
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Kayaking

When your marijuana burns inside the paper causing a hole partway down the joint.
Not to be confused with canoeing.
by Buster Scrapings August 03, 2017
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