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Definitions by Buster Scrapings

When your shit is so long it hits the bottom of the toilet and when it breaks off and falls to the side it paints a brown streak across your ass cheek.
Sorry I’m late. I had to clean up after the painter.
Painter by Buster Scrapings December 6, 2023
Foop, fooped, fooping, fooper, To fart and poop at the same time. Much like a shart but kid friendly.
OMG I think I just had a foop.
Foop by Buster Scrapings March 29, 2023
A painter is crap so long and hard it hits the bottom of the bowl and leaves a streak on a cheek as it falls to the side.
Sorry I took so long, I had to clean up after the painter.
Painter by Buster Scrapings April 29, 2022

Kayaking 

When your marijuana burns inside the paper causing a hole partway down the joint.
Not to be confused with canoeing.
The joint is kayaking.
Kayaking by Buster Scrapings August 3, 2017