A generic term for a gentleman to open and enthusiastically lick out the insides of a ladies 'vertical biscuit'.
Can sometimes be accompanied by dunking it in milk and saying mmmm mmmm a lot!!!
Can sometimes be accompanied by dunking it in milk and saying mmmm mmmm a lot!!!
"Hi sthephan"
"Hey man, what's wrong with your voice?"
"My tongue is thucked"
"Why, what's happened to you"
"I wath up all yethterday night opening an oreo!! Gunna give my puthy licking a retht for a few dayth now!!"
"Hey man, what's wrong with your voice?"
"My tongue is thucked"
"Why, what's happened to you"
"I wath up all yethterday night opening an oreo!! Gunna give my puthy licking a retht for a few dayth now!!"
by Burning blue soul January 15, 2017
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by Burning blue soul January 16, 2017
Get the Dental Surgery mug.Description of the furious and enraged state of a woman when she can't get her own way
Also known as "throwing a wobbler"
Also known as "throwing a wobbler"
Husband "How is my wife Doctor? The nurse told me she has snapped a quim string"
Doctor "After the news you broke to her about missing your wedding anniversary to go on a fishing trip with your buddy's, I would say Katia is doing as well as can be expected. She has completely snapped her 3rd, 4th and 5th quim strings, 1 and 2 or hanging by a thread. It may be weeks...months even before re-attachment"
Doctor "After the news you broke to her about missing your wedding anniversary to go on a fishing trip with your buddy's, I would say Katia is doing as well as can be expected. She has completely snapped her 3rd, 4th and 5th quim strings, 1 and 2 or hanging by a thread. It may be weeks...months even before re-attachment"
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Get the snapped a quim string mug.An exclamation of encouragement from a gentleman to a female friend when she is endeavouring to achieve a goal.
1. "Oh yeah! Oh..oh yeah..yeah...yeah..there, yeah...thats right, work it baby...work it..yeeeeaahh!!
by Burning blue soul March 27, 2017
Get the work it baby mug.The trade name, used by Doctors, Anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high Body Mass Index that the bloody BMI machine won't even read it correctly.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.
Dr "Nurse, who is my next appointment with?"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"
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Get the screw on feet mug.A lady with such an expert and delicate fallatio technique, it could be compared to inserting ones penis into a kashmir cup.
Do you promise to love him, comfort him, honor and keep him for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and health and forsaking all others, be faithful only to him, providing kashmir cups on demand to the best of your ability, so long as you both shall live?"
"I do"
"I do"
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