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Definitions by Burning blue soul

snapped a quim string 

Description of the furious and enraged state of a woman when she can't get her own way

Also known as "throwing a wobbler"
Husband "How is my wife Doctor? The nurse told me she has snapped a quim string"

Doctor "After the news you broke to her about missing your wedding anniversary to go on a fishing trip with your buddy's, I would say Katia is doing as well as can be expected. She has completely snapped her 3rd, 4th and 5th quim strings, 1 and 2 or hanging by a thread. It may be weeks...months even before re-attachment"

get a chubby on 

1. The happy free-spirited state of a newly erect penis.

2. To be annoyed with someone or something.

3. Not to be confused with " to get a chubby ONE " that refers to pairing up for the evening with a larger lady/ gentleman.
1. "I'm not bothering to come out tonight Katerina, I'm gonna stay home and watch 3D cartoon Incest porn and get a chubby on".

2. "Those girls in the accounts Dept really are getting me a chubby on "

3. "I've had enough of skinny women for now , it's like fucking a wish bone. I'm gonna get me a chubby one tonight "
get a chubby on by Burning blue soul February 22, 2017

Got Wood 

A term to describe the uncontainable happiness of a human male shown in the proud stance of his genitalia.
"Terry, get your grandad off the dance floor please"

"He's not causing any harm mate, just throwing some shapes, leave him be"

"He's dancing with all the girls and he's got wood, he's gonna take someone's eye out with it"

"Fuck!! Not again"
Got Wood by Burning blue soul January 16, 2017

Dental Surgery 

Instant dental work to some mouthy fucker who has got (in a roundabout way) what he was asking for.
"And the Lord proclaimed all who believe in he shall be awarded entry to the kingdom of heaven and sit at his side....but if thy disbelieve in his almighty power the lord shall show his displeasure and wrath with the pox and scurvy and dental surgery"

Opening an Oreo 

A generic term for a gentleman to open and enthusiastically lick out the insides of a ladies 'vertical biscuit'.

Can sometimes be accompanied by dunking it in milk and saying mmmm mmmm a lot!!!
"Hi sthephan"

"Hey man, what's wrong with your voice?"

"My tongue is thucked"

"Why, what's happened to you"

"I wath up all yethterday night opening an oreo!! Gunna give my puthy licking a retht for a few dayth now!!"

kashmir cup 

A lady with such an expert and delicate fallatio technique, it could be compared to inserting ones penis into a kashmir cup.
Do you promise to love him, comfort him, honor and keep him for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and health and forsaking all others, be faithful only to him, providing kashmir cups on demand to the best of your ability, so long as you both shall live?"

"I do"
kashmir cup by Burning blue soul January 12, 2017

Car cock 

Car cock

An inexplicable throbbing 'diamond cutter' of an erection whilst driving, without any internal or external sexual encouragement or stimulation. The 'car cock' situation can arrive unannounced and last for an unspecified time frame that leaves the afflicted unable to extricate himself from the vehicle until he is back to a socially acceptable state (or until a willing passenger has "assisted" in reducing the inflammation).

This condition has also been known to occur as "doctors waiting room cock" and "about to stand up to make a speech in front of your work colleagues and management team cock" or very rarely as "about to meet the new girlfriends parents in a restaurant for the first time cock"
"Im sorry kids, we cant sit inside Crunchy Fried Chicken today, we are gonna have to go to the drive thru......daddies got car cock"
Car cock by Burning blue soul January 8, 2017