Bundy Fett's definitions

The Richards

The event where a man defecates on a woman's chest and proceeds to titty-fuck her. Also known as a chili dog.

Most women do not respond well to The Richards

by Bundy Fett December 7, 2005

Media blackout

When a man or woman chooses to ignore all phone calls, texts, emails, etc. from a romantically interested individual as a mechanism for rejection.

Chris: How are things going with that girl you met?
Tim: Total media blackout. She won't return a single phone call or text message.

by Bundy Fett August 25, 2009

Wikiloop

The vicious, entrapping cycle of clicking intriguing link after intriguing link in Wikipedia.

I only wanted to know what a merkin was, but ended up wasting three hours caught in a wikiloop.

by Bundy Fett March 18, 2007