Bundy Fett's definitions

The Richards

The event where a man defecates on a woman's chest and proceeds to titty-fuck her. Also known as a chili dog.

Most women do not respond well to The Richards

by Bundy Fett December 7, 2005

Wikiloop

The vicious, entrapping cycle of clicking intriguing link after intriguing link in Wikipedia.

I only wanted to know what a merkin was, but ended up wasting three hours caught in a wikiloop.

by Bundy Fett March 18, 2007

Media blackout

When a man or woman chooses to ignore all phone calls, texts, emails, etc. from a romantically interested individual as a mechanism for rejection.

Chris: How are things going with that girl you met?
Tim: Total media blackout. She won't return a single phone call or text message.

by Bundy Fett August 25, 2009