Two dicks

Two dicks is something you call a bloke (normally a young bloke) who does dumb things. The logic behind the name is that the recipient is so silly, he must have two dicks, because he is way too stupid to be playing with just one.

"Hey two dicks, come here for a second".

"Why do you keep calling me that?"

"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...

by Bubba Zanetti February 07, 2020

necromancy

The act of bringing up an old thread on a forum.

The lurker-turned-noobie posted "me too" in a thread from 2000 and got flamed wave after wave for her necromancy.

by Bubba Zanetti April 09, 2005

dice

slapping someone back and forth on both sides of their face.

i'm about to dice you if you don't shut up about your haircut!

by Bubba Zanetti May 03, 2005

ego trippin

Acting like you're all that.

Quentin Tarantino is ego trippin.

by Bubba Zanetti April 10, 2005

Bog

AN Australian term for Car body filler, known as Bondo in the U.S.

That car looked clean as online, but when I looked at it in person, it was full of bog

by Bubba Zanetti January 12, 2020

bandwagoneer

Someone who says or shows themselves to be a fan of a team who has won and gone to the bigtime, or, someone famous who recently died, though they had shown no support for them prior.

After the team won the championship,
the bandwagoneer bought their merchandise and told everybody how great a fan he was and how they "go back a long way."

by Bubba Zanetti March 31, 2005

penguins

The only species to survive the next ice age. They caught Harrison Ford with his pants around his ankles and sent him back in time. Now they're making him build gigantic ice machines that drop gigantic ice cubes into the sea until the world freezes over.

Penguins may look innocent and non-threatening, even cute, but they cannot be trusted!

by Bubba Zanetti April 24, 2005