Definitions by Bubba Zanetti

Two dicks 

Two dicks is something you call a bloke (normally a young bloke) who does dumb things. The logic behind the name is that the recipient is so silly, he must have two dicks, because he is way too stupid to be playing with just one.

"Hey two dicks, come here for a second".

"Why do you keep calling me that?"

"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...

Two dicks by Bubba Zanetti February 7, 2020

Bog 

AN Australian term for Car body filler, known as Bondo in the U.S.

That car looked clean as online, but when I looked at it in person, it was full of bog

Bog by Bubba Zanetti January 12, 2020

Muck bodies 

Muck bodies are anything that makes you feel queasy, especially in relation to the human body.

Muck bodies are anything that make you feel sick looking at them, especially in relation to serious injuries, like deep cuts etc.

"Arthur cut his arm really deeply. You could see tendons, veins, and all sorts of muckbodies in there."

Muck bodies by Bubba Zanetti December 9, 2019

maggot taxi 

In some parts of Australia, a maggot taxi is a sheep. For those of you who are not familiar with flystrike in sheep, a bluebottle fly will lay its eggs on a vulnerable part of a sheep, that will hatch as maggots, and unceremoniously eat the poor thing alive. This is particularly common in thewarmer months of the year , especially after a patch of humid weather.

We've gotta get those maggot taxis in fore mulesing

maggot taxi by Bubba Zanetti September 28, 2018

dice 

slapping someone back and forth on both sides of their face.

i'm about to dice you if you don't shut up about your haircut!

dice by Bubba Zanetti May 3, 2005

penguins 

The only species to survive the next ice age. They caught Harrison Ford with his pants around his ankles and sent him back in time. Now they're making him build gigantic ice machines that drop gigantic ice cubes into the sea until the world freezes over.

Penguins may look innocent and non-threatening, even cute, but they cannot be trusted!

penguins by Bubba Zanetti April 24, 2005

trainspotter 

someone who obsessively collects bits of useless information

see also: nerd.

The trainspotter watched Beat the Geeks and took notes over questions missed.

trainspotter by Bubba Zanetti April 14, 2005