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pokey cactus

The act of a man covering his penis in glue, getting sand all over it, and having anal sex with his partner.

Since we're on the beach with a bottle of glue, how about I give you a pokey cactus?

The act of wrapping your hand with razor wire and proceeding to anally fist someone.

Steve was killed after Jack and he engaged in a Louisiana Fistfight.