Definitions by Bryn Enthusiast Club
Feegamel
Feegamel by Bryn Enthusiast Club September 29, 2025
Claygamazey
(silent clay, silent y) (Summoning ritual)
When you walk into a beach hut, and there are three twinks, and they are all slathered in sour cream and onion dip, and they all in unison scream your aunt's names and then your aunt appears and rubs her pringles (she must have pringles) up and down the twinks and then takes a bite, before pressing the twins between her tits and crushing them alive.
When you walk into a beach hut, and there are three twinks, and they are all slathered in sour cream and onion dip, and they all in unison scream your aunt's names and then your aunt appears and rubs her pringles (she must have pringles) up and down the twinks and then takes a bite, before pressing the twins between her tits and crushing them alive.
Freddie: Oh I'm so bored right now...
Caity: We haven't done a Claygamazey in a while you know!
Freddie: True that, call your twinks and tell them to remember the key to the beach hut.
Caity: We haven't done a Claygamazey in a while you know!
Freddie: True that, call your twinks and tell them to remember the key to the beach hut.
Claygamazey by Bryn Enthusiast Club July 4, 2025
Hooglpouk
A type of footjob specifically with the giver brandishing a pair of Lidl branded sliders and the receiver with a dirty, disgusting, unwashed hockey puck wedged strategically in their asshole.
Maria: Do you want me to give you a Hooglpouk tonight?
Harlan: Oh yeah I could do with a good Hooglpouk right now, use the really dirty puck.
Harlan: Oh yeah I could do with a good Hooglpouk right now, use the really dirty puck.
Hooglpouk by Bryn Enthusiast Club July 3, 2025