Bryn Benn's definitions

DNR

DNR; is Does Not Represent.

DNR DNR do not resuscitate

by Bryn Benn April 1, 2020

Kat

Kat ; is a Cat named after inanimate objects.

Jack "Hey dude, what you got there?"
Olly "It's a kitten"
Jack "well, a cat or a kat"
Olly "I think I'll just keep it clean and name it kitten"
Jack "well that's a cop out"
Olly "why don't you mind your business and fuck off"

by Bryn Benn April 14, 2020

Fatso weight

Fatso weight ; is over 100kg

Your approaching the 100k club, fatso weight, would you like a big Mac with extra cheese or a pizza?

by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020

Quesurp ct

Quesurp ct ; is the police world intelligence take over bid.

The coppers recently rolled the dice to Quesurp ct. They succeed. Ow Ah, now the Johny Hopper's rule the world. Yippee.

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020

resatain

To "resatain" is to maintain eye to eye contact with a person, even if you're tempted to have an obvious perv and look 'em up and down, disengaging eye contact with the person.

I've only failed to resatain once, I thought I'd judge there reaction and I feel pretty low about it. I lost a little self respect.

by Bryn Benn April 4, 2020

Fuckin Well mole, are ya or fuckin aren't ya?

Fuckin Well mole, are ya or fuckin aren't ya? A common question, and prompt.

I'll dish up after the show. Show ends, no movement. It pops up, Fuckin Well mole, are ya or fuckin aren't ya?

by Bryn Benn April 16, 2020

Doltura

Doltura; is having an "advance health directive" like concept of your next life.

Having a "doltura", hopefully becomes undeniable, meaning you can swear by it to be true.

by Bryn Benn September 1, 2020