hartjussy

The type of nigga to suck a girl's pussy for free cause she need some cleaning.
Girl 1: I need some hartjussy in my life
by Bruddha December 09, 2021
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Neptune's Folly

While pooping, the release of the turd causes water to splash up all over your butt cheeks.

Similar yet inferior to Poseidon's Kiss
We keep running out of toilet paper because Kevin keeps being struck by Neptune's Folly.
by Bruddha November 02, 2015
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