Definitions by Brown Nosed Mud Dove

Jawalter

A Jawalter is a turd. Usually resembles a cartoon. One of those people who is just such a cac that you can't take them seriously. A jawalter is closely related to a purple nosed gerb. Many of us have friends that are j-wals

That turd is such a jawalter.

Jawalter by Brown Nosed Mud Dove October 28, 2009

Cac 

A cac is a turd who is whack. Some know cacs as those turds who murf bowls. Cac can be a noun or an adjective. Being known as cac or a cac is a great disgrace.

Noun: You're a cac
Adjective: You're cac

Cac by Brown Nosed Mud Dove October 28, 2009

Brown Nosed Mud Dove 

A turd who is a snake in the grass. Either a snitch or kiss ass turd. Brown Nosed Mud Doves are a species of Gerbs.

You are a Brown Nosed Mud Dove

Brown Nosed Mud Dove by Brown Nosed Mud Dove October 28, 2009

Scrotum Sidekick 

A purple nosed gerb who is the sheep or follower of a jawalter. These turds flock around J-Wals.

Shawn: Hey there's kevin. What a gooback.

Robert: Who is that Scrotum Sidekick following him?
Shawn: Some J-Wal

Scrotum Sidekick by Brown Nosed Mud Dove October 28, 2009

J-Wal 

Short For Jawalter

That gerb is such a J-Wal

J-Wal by Brown Nosed Mud Dove October 28, 2009

Gerb 

Gerb defines all types of turds. Humans can be black, white, asian, whatever. Gerbs can be Jawalters, Goobacks, Cacs, Brown Nosed Mud Doves, Goobs, and many more. Gerbs flock in gaggles of 3-4 gerbs at a time. Gerbs are usually pail and make you laugh before they talk. Basically like people with Mustaches. If a gerb has a mustache he his a J-Wal or Superturd.

That gerb just sharted and is still sitting in class. WTF

Gerb by Brown Nosed Mud Dove October 28, 2009