Definitions by Brown Eyes

Brown Eyes 

An exotic, deep, expressing eye colour. Despite it's common nature, this eye colour is beautiful and can portray a lot of expressions. For some reason, people with brown eyes are hated on because of their eye colour's lack of rareness, but this is a stupid reason. People with brown eyes are often warm, friendly, expressive and forgiving, and are well liked. They also tend to be more intelligent than people with blue or green eyes. Brown eyes are also very sexy, and are a sought after trait in women.

Man, that girl's sexy.
Yeah, it must be her amazing brown eyes.

Brown Eyes by Brown Eyes May 5, 2014

monster mash 

when you poo in the shower and then mash it down the drain with your toes

Every day after P.E. Jill did the monster mash and then wore sandals to math.

monster mash by Brown Eyes January 19, 2005