Definitions by Brother Numpsy

queerdo 

A particularly strange, eccentric sausage jockey

Fuckin hell, would you look at that pink panted queerdo!
oddbod

queerdo by Brother Numpsy December 28, 2005

Rum 

One of those fantastically ambiguous phrases from the north of England.
Rum can mean good or bad, dependant on context

That lad's a proper rum fucker! (That lads sound/ cool)
What a rum fucker! (What a bell end)

Rum by Brother Numpsy December 28, 2005

Taddies 

spume, manfat, cum.
A chaps ejaculate: sperm

Sandra: Fuckin hell Jeff, you've squirted your taddies right in my eye!
Jeff: Ungh
Sandra: Fuck that stings.

Taddies by Brother Numpsy December 3, 2005

dirty spine 

A great length of turd

I'm just poppin to the kaiber to drop a length of dirty spine!

(sourced from Roger's profanisaurus)

dirty spine by Brother numpsy November 14, 2005

scotch eggs 

1. A savoury snack comprising a hard boiled egg encased in sausage meat, with a golden breadcrumb coating.

2. A ginger lad's knackers, bollocks, testes etc

Rusty haired Jonny lad was up to his scotch eggs in little Doris. The cheeky monkey!

scotch eggs by Brother numpsy November 14, 2005