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Hazelunt

A shade of brown that looks like hazelnut but isn't an actual nut. Pleade don't be a dumbass and go to Wal-Mart asking for hazelunts.

"Karen, hazelunts are not actual nuts. Now go vaccinate your children.

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Brogle is a common green vegetable that kind of looks like a tree. It is also referred to as Broccoli.

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