Brian blake's definitions

Buttninja

Asian buttpirates

AGH! The buttninja are attacking! COVER YOUR ASS!

by Brian Blake December 10, 2003

homometer

measure of gayness in a situation or person

He walked in and the homometer jumped

by Brian blake November 18, 2003

Code Rainbow

Goes hand in hand with the homometer. When the homometer reaches epic proportions, a Code Rainbow is announced.

Upon announcing a Code Rainbow, all straight males must cover their asses and run.

"Homometer rising, sir! CODE RAINBOW!! CODE RAINBOW!!!"

by Brian Blake December 9, 2003

retard bomb

A phrase used by US Air Force Training Instructors. Retard bombs explode in wall lockers, making the entire inside look like a bag of smashed ass.

"What the piss, trainee? It looks like a retard bomb went off in this locker!"

by Brian Blake October 27, 2006

gof

The Almighty. One who smites bitches.

We pray to thee, holy Jebus and Almighty Gof, that you VANQUISH my enemies.

by Brian Blake November 14, 2004