Brian Salamone's definitions

get rid of it

masturbation, particularly in a situation in which one is pressed for time; excellent for clearing your head (no pun intended)

Runa is coming over shortly; I'd better get rid of it so I'm relaxed when she gets here.

by Brian Salamone August 25, 2006

screen slaver

a person in the workplace who refuses to leave his/her computer screen for lunch or any other break

Joe is such a screen slaver; he eats at his desk every day.

by Brian Salamone February 28, 2007

tug o'dump

Playing tug of war with a dog while taking a dump

Ben: "Yo, it's time for another round of tug o'dump with Lexie!"

by Brian Salamone December 21, 2006

Delaware derby

Yet another name for a mullet.

"I went to the Punkin Chunkin festival and saw a sweet Delaware derby!"

by Brian Salamone October 24, 2006