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Definitions by Brian Salamone

screen slaver 

a person in the workplace who refuses to leave his/her computer screen for lunch or any other break
Joe is such a screen slaver; he eats at his desk every day.
screen slaver by Brian Salamone February 28, 2007

tug o'dump 

Playing tug of war with a dog while taking a dump
Ben: "Yo, it's time for another round of tug o'dump with Lexie!"
tug o'dump by Brian Salamone December 21, 2006

Delaware derby

Yet another name for a mullet.
"I went to the Punkin Chunkin festival and saw a sweet Delaware derby!"
Delaware derby by Brian Salamone October 24, 2006

get rid of it 

masturbation, particularly in a situation in which one is pressed for time; excellent for clearing your head (no pun intended)
Runa is coming over shortly; I'd better get rid of it so I'm relaxed when she gets here.
get rid of it by Brian Salamone August 25, 2006