Brian P.'s definitions

Turkeypants

Either an overweight person, or an extremely obese lummox.

Man, that Zeke is a real turkeypants.

by Brian P. January 10, 2006

Grundle

Not the gooch (the space between the scrotom and anus) as most people, but it is the hair that grows on the gooch.

Girlfriend: If I'm gonna toss your salad, you have to trim your grundle.

by Brian P. May 23, 2007