Grundle

Not the gooch (the space between the scrotom and anus) as most people, but it is the hair that grows on the gooch.

Girlfriend: If I'm gonna toss your salad, you have to trim your grundle.

by Brian P. May 23, 2007

Turkeypants

Either an overweight person, or an extremely obese lummox.

Man, that Zeke is a real turkeypants.

by Brian P. January 10, 2006