Brian Johnson's definitions

sniperfied

Something you supposed to say when you kill someone with a sniper rifle on a game.

Kyle: Boom! You have been...sniperfied

Me: Indeed I have!

by Brian Johnson October 7, 2003

POGO

An acronym standing for Put Out or Get Out. An age old an useful tactic for getting some.

"After we went to the movies, I drove out to the backroads and gave her the POGO."

by Brian Johnson January 1, 2005

boss

In a video game the a big enemy at the end of the level. Defeated in the boss fight.

"Holy crap! The boss in the first level of Contra is totally weak!"

by Brian Johnson April 10, 2004

Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection

Nintendo's new online service that launched at the same time as Mario Kart DS. The idea is great, Nintendo games online. The execution of friends is done worse in Mario Kart DS than it is in a third party game, Tony Hawk's American Sk8tland.

Proof that Nintendo means well but dropped the freaking ball:

To play someone specific online requires the exchange of friend codes. A process that can't be done in game. So if I play a stranger, have a good match, and want to add him to my friend list I can't.

Disconnecting results in no penalty to the disconnecting player.

guy over IM 1: Wanna play Mario Kart DS over the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection?
guy over IM 2: Sure, my friend code is XXXXXX-XXXXXX
guy over IM 1: mine is YYYYYY-YYYYYYY
guy over IM 2: I'm searching
guy over IM 1: Searching
guy over IM 2: Did you lock me?
guy over IM 1: Yeah
*minutes later*
both guys over IM : YES
*race begins*
*guy two shuts his DS off before a close loss*
guy 1: WTF you quit
guy 2: I must've lost my wi-fi for a bit

by Brian Johnson November 19, 2005

boss fight

At the end of a level in a video game you typically fight a much larger enemy with much more health, called a boss. Typically these bosses are defeated by figuring out their pattern of attack.

See Also: mini-boss

"The boss fights in Metroid Prime kick ass!"

by Brian Johnson April 10, 2004

mini-boss

Similar to a boss usually met in the middle of a level and weaker than a boss.

"The mini-boss in the 3rd level of Ikaruga is harsh"

by Brian Johnson April 10, 2004

puter

What you use to do work after you eat your samiches.

Hey James, you gonna go play puter?

by Brian Johnson February 8, 2005