Brian Johnson's definitions

boss

In a video game the a big enemy at the end of the level. Defeated in the boss fight.

"Holy crap! The boss in the first level of Contra is totally weak!"

by Brian Johnson April 10, 2004

Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection

Nintendo's new online service that launched at the same time as Mario Kart DS. The idea is great, Nintendo games online. The execution of friends is done worse in Mario Kart DS than it is in a third party game, Tony Hawk's American Sk8tland.

Proof that Nintendo means well but dropped the freaking ball:

To play someone specific online requires the exchange of friend codes. A process that can't be done in game. So if I play a stranger, have a good match, and want to add him to my friend list I can't.

Disconnecting results in no penalty to the disconnecting player.

guy over IM 1: Wanna play Mario Kart DS over the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection?
guy over IM 2: Sure, my friend code is XXXXXX-XXXXXX
guy over IM 1: mine is YYYYYY-YYYYYYY
guy over IM 2: I'm searching
guy over IM 1: Searching
guy over IM 2: Did you lock me?
guy over IM 1: Yeah
*minutes later*
both guys over IM : YES
*race begins*
*guy two shuts his DS off before a close loss*
guy 1: WTF you quit
guy 2: I must've lost my wi-fi for a bit

by Brian Johnson November 19, 2005

101st Wuss Division

A division in the Military just for pale, skinny, anemic, usually pothead high schoolers that brag about going to basic training and having the same time to go to school.

Pvt. Dumbass: Hey, i'm in the army
Me: no, you're 16
Pvt. Dumbass: So, I am a seargent!*shows badge purchused from a military surplus store*
Me: Thats a captian badge...
Pvt. Dumbass: HAH! They're no captians in the ARMY, thats the NAVY, retard!
Me: okay, whatever...

by Brian Johnson November 15, 2003

samiches

What mom calls sandwiches.

We could bring some samiches.

by Brian Johnson February 8, 2005

France

A country that used to be good friends with america, they gave us troops in the revolution and the Statue of Liberty, we saved France and many of the Jews in france from the Germans in 1944, with the help of British, canadian, australian foces, not to mention French resistance forces

But now we hate eachother, don't know why....whatever happened to "friends help friends out" and when the other friend says no to something we start a propganda campaign, in return the other friends people have anti-american rallies.

by Brian Johnson August 30, 2003

mini-boss

Similar to a boss usually met in the middle of a level and weaker than a boss.

"The mini-boss in the 3rd level of Ikaruga is harsh"

by Brian Johnson April 10, 2004

puter

What you use to do work after you eat your samiches.

Hey James, you gonna go play puter?

by Brian Johnson February 8, 2005