Brian Johnson's definitions

101st Wuss Division

A division in the Military just for pale, skinny, anemic, usually pothead high schoolers that brag about going to basic training and having the same time to go to school.

Pvt. Dumbass: Hey, i'm in the army
Me: no, you're 16
Pvt. Dumbass: So, I am a seargent!*shows badge purchused from a military surplus store*
Me: Thats a captian badge...
Pvt. Dumbass: HAH! They're no captians in the ARMY, thats the NAVY, retard!
Me: okay, whatever...

by Brian Johnson November 15, 2003

POGO

An acronym standing for Put Out or Get Out. An age old an useful tactic for getting some.

"After we went to the movies, I drove out to the backroads and gave her the POGO."

by Brian Johnson January 1, 2005

snarlin

1.) refers to a blow job
2.) often known as S.O.A.L. or snarlin of a lifetime
3.) to gobble a penis

That bitch gave me a snarlin all night.
It was the soal and I jizzed in her eye.

by Brian Johnson March 29, 2005

France

A country that used to be good friends with america, they gave us troops in the revolution and the Statue of Liberty, we saved France and many of the Jews in france from the Germans in 1944, with the help of British, canadian, australian foces, not to mention French resistance forces

But now we hate eachother, don't know why....whatever happened to "friends help friends out" and when the other friend says no to something we start a propganda campaign, in return the other friends people have anti-american rallies.

by Brian Johnson August 30, 2003

Anarchism

Based on the theory that everyone wants to do good.

Most potheads that dress in black all the time and write pseduo-suicidal poetry claim they are anarchist.

by Brian Johnson October 6, 2003

mini-boss

Similar to a boss usually met in the middle of a level and weaker than a boss.

"The mini-boss in the 3rd level of Ikaruga is harsh"

by Brian Johnson April 10, 2004

samiches

What mom calls sandwiches.

We could bring some samiches.

by Brian Johnson February 8, 2005