Brian Johnson's definitions

boss

In a video game the a big enemy at the end of the level. Defeated in the boss fight.

"Holy crap! The boss in the first level of Contra is totally weak!"

by Brian Johnson April 10, 2004

POGO

An acronym standing for Put Out or Get Out. An age old an useful tactic for getting some.

"After we went to the movies, I drove out to the backroads and gave her the POGO."

by Brian Johnson January 1, 2005

samiches

What mom calls sandwiches.

We could bring some samiches.

by Brian Johnson February 8, 2005

Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection

Nintendo's new online service that launched at the same time as Mario Kart DS. The idea is great, Nintendo games online. The execution of friends is done worse in Mario Kart DS than it is in a third party game, Tony Hawk's American Sk8tland.

Proof that Nintendo means well but dropped the freaking ball:

To play someone specific online requires the exchange of friend codes. A process that can't be done in game. So if I play a stranger, have a good match, and want to add him to my friend list I can't.

Disconnecting results in no penalty to the disconnecting player.

guy over IM 1: Wanna play Mario Kart DS over the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection?
guy over IM 2: Sure, my friend code is XXXXXX-XXXXXX
guy over IM 1: mine is YYYYYY-YYYYYYY
guy over IM 2: I'm searching
guy over IM 1: Searching
guy over IM 2: Did you lock me?
guy over IM 1: Yeah
*minutes later*
both guys over IM : YES
*race begins*
*guy two shuts his DS off before a close loss*
guy 1: WTF you quit
guy 2: I must've lost my wi-fi for a bit

by Brian Johnson November 19, 2005

101st Wuss Division

A division in the Military just for pale, skinny, anemic, usually pothead high schoolers that brag about going to basic training and having the same time to go to school.

Pvt. Dumbass: Hey, i'm in the army
Me: no, you're 16
Pvt. Dumbass: So, I am a seargent!*shows badge purchused from a military surplus store*
Me: Thats a captian badge...
Pvt. Dumbass: HAH! They're no captians in the ARMY, thats the NAVY, retard!
Me: okay, whatever...

by Brian Johnson November 15, 2003

Anarchism

Based on the theory that everyone wants to do good.

Most potheads that dress in black all the time and write pseduo-suicidal poetry claim they are anarchist.

by Brian Johnson October 6, 2003

mini-boss

Similar to a boss usually met in the middle of a level and weaker than a boss.

"The mini-boss in the 3rd level of Ikaruga is harsh"

by Brian Johnson April 10, 2004