Definitions by Brian Butterly

Sharp as a Beach Ball 

Not too bright and certainly not sharp!
Usefully juxtaposed to something really sharp.
The opposite of "sharp as a razor" - clearcut and incisive.

That guy is as sharp as a beach ball - he didn't even realise the girls were teasing him when they fell on the floor laughing! He was well taken in!

Sharp as a Beach Ball by Brian Butterly February 13, 2007

as shallow as piss on concrete 

Very shallow and not long-lasting - painting a visualisation of piss quickly soaking in to the concrete.

That girl is so unreliable, she is as shallow as piss on concrete

as shallow as piss on concrete by Brian Butterly August 7, 2006

frog in a blender 

Dancing with disjointed movement

At every wedding there is a guy dancing like a frog in a blender, usually the bride's father!

frog in a blender by Brian Butterly August 2, 2006

supermarket spastic 

An able bodied driver that is in such a hurry he parks in disabled bays at the supermarket

Jerry was in a hurry to buy his beers so he pulled into the disabled space as a supermarket spastic for the night!

supermarket spastic by Brian Butterly August 2, 2006